Will Blog For Wine

Alternatively titled "Man Whore for a Good Pinot Noir"

Name: Drew

I'm a swell guy.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Comment Spam

Spam has finally hit the blogging world. It's really quite irritating, especially with Blogger's piss-poor ability to manage comments in general. Here's what happens: You publish a post to your blog, which is guaranteed to be syndicated. When the page is updated, it's added to a log file off in the neversphere. Spammers have utilities set up to monitor these sites, go out to the recently update blog site and post a comment. You've seen them before here, but in the event that you haven't, here's an example:

Hi! I saw your blog and liked it a lot. I could not agree more with your point of view, which is why I'd like to talk about my new buttocks enhancer, the AssMaster 2000. For just $29.95 and 30 minutes a day, you too can experience firm buttocks at the click of a button. Come by and visit me some time at assmaster2000.com.

Everything is automated, so you can go from one comment to my best showing of five. The cool thing about Blogger is that you can only remove the comment every once in a blue moon if you click the right combination of view post and comment options. How irritating.

On another note - Friday night is the start of camp-out. Imagine 4000 graduate students livng in U-Haul trucks in a parking lot for 36 hours. Stores in the area are already running out of beer. I'll probably bring the video camera along, just for the hell of it. The business school guys go all out for this event and get sponsors from local restaurants, stores, etc. People bring generators, big screen tv's and blow-up dolls. Should be fun :-) By the way, I'm 2-0 in both of my fantasy football leagues!!! I've also lasted both weeks in a survivor league at school, which has shrunk from 28 people to 9. Go INDIE!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Suzanne Somers said...

Hey, I use the Assmaster2000...you should see my butt now!

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Carolyn said...

Oh, now THERE's a good idea ... camping out in the back of a truck with Hurricane RITA on the way. (You guys knew she was headin' that way, didn't ya'?)

Suddenly I'm glad I'm not with y'all.

(not so sudden, really. been to the south, stayed for a while, bought the t-shirt and fled back to the NW where the weather makes sense.)

Take care, Goober.

-Carolyn

7:04 PM  

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